Since...

it's gotta be said:

Go dance for a minute or two at one or both of Harlem Shakes Burning Birthdays EP release parties:
Part 1: Tonight, the Canal Room at Canal and W. Broadway, 8pm.
Part 2: Tomorrow, Union Pool (which has a killer photo booth and root beer on tap if you're on the wagon), 8pm.

(Here's a sample of what you got coming to you. There may be a future post equating HS with Jesus. Hopefully* these songs aren't the ones that that post intended to use in support of this claim.)
Harlem Shakes "Eighteen"
Harlem Shakes "A Night"

Check out their myspace, or just get out there. Call in sick tomorrow. It'll be fun. Promise.

*Grammatical error intended.